Election Commission planning chop off your hands as it resembles with congress party symbol.

People should learn to do things without hands, this is 2019 you can even ask Siri to make Aloo Paratha. If Google Assistant can book you cabs then why do you need hands? Election Commission has announced that Model code of conduct (MCC) as the Lok Sabha 2019 election dates were announced on 8 March 2019, which comes into effect from the same day. Now, anything that resembles political party symbols are under the radar of EC.

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Ban Surf Excel! Darul Uloom Deoband wants to celebrate Muharram along with Holi. Cherish the festivals of colours together.

Hindu brand ‘Hindu’stan Unilever released an ad that stereotyping Muslims. This Surf Excel advertising commercial portrayed a young Muslim boy who’s not willing to integrate with a Hindu majority society. To break this stereotypical narrative, Darul Uloom Deoband planning to celebrate Muharram alongside with Holi this year, using organic color. Muharram and Holi, both are colorful festivals, we must not shy away from this fact. And most importanly, everyone must join and celebrate this festival of colors.

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Nobel peace prize committee rejects Imran Khan’s nomination. “Only two drones? Obama sent them in hundreds”.

Really heartbreaking to see another Nobel prize for peace walking away from United South Asia. Yesterday, the Nobel peace prize committee had rejected Pakistani Prime Minister Imran Khan’s nomination and poured cold water on his only opportunity to win peace prize.

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If Allah wants better NGO, we’ll make one. Modi inaugurates Make in Aligarh initiative in AMU.

Under Pradhan Sevak Narendra Modi’s Make in India program Aligarh Muslim University has started practical classes on armed aggression called #MakeinAligarh. This initiative is intended to help PhD students become better NGO workers, rather than getting killed within 3 days of joining Bulbul Mujhabideen – like bois of poor headmasters.

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Rajdeep Sardesai rejects Nishan-e-Pakistan. “Not so soon Imranji, my better yet to come” said Rajdeep.

Yesterday Imran Khan requested Rajdeep to accept this honorary award for his excellent work as a Pakistani ‘ambassador’ in Indian media. Unlike other honours, The Nishan-e-Pakistan is a highly restricted and most prestigious award and is only conferred for the merit and distinguished services to the country, international community, and foreign relations.

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Video: See how Israeli technology helped Modi to interact with dead kashmiri terrorists.

Interacting with dead people? Sounds crazy, isn’t? Hold on, here’s the technology from Israel helps people to see, interact with dead people. But this Goggles went too far. Netanyahu gifted Modi this coolest tech piece during Modi’s last visit to Israel. And we have seen it in action last week.

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Facebook User claims: “Allah works in mysterious ways”. And Allah approves it.

Recently a Facebook user claimed that whenever he reads news from the Europe. A strange voice inside his head whispers “Allah works in mysterious ways”.

As usual, mainstream media failed to celebrate such a great news from the multi-cultural world. But local media picked it up, and ran an opinion poll. Opinion poll revealed that 786 out of 1000 people…

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